... Gmail is not in your vocabulary.

To put it quite simply: Gmail is a Godsend. A gift from the Heavens to make busy lives, like ours, a little more organized, and as Meg would say "amazingly, scruptiously beautiful!"

I don't know how we lived this long without Gmail! What were we thinking? What were we doing? How did we survive?

For those of you pions who don't know anything about Gmail, we will put it in laymen's terms for you. Gmail is an e-mail service that provides not only e-mail, but your IM or gchat service, calendar, word documents, excel templates, blogs, websites, reader, photos, maps, finance... and oh how the list can go on! But, here's the best part, YOU NEVER HAVE TO DELETE AN EMAIL AGAIN!! No searching or rummaging through the trash for that e-mail that was sent 3 months ago! It's magically always there, thanks to Gmail!

Get a lot of e-mails from one person or group? You can label certain e-mail addresses to fall into their special home on your Gmail where they always will be, neat and organized, forever and ever.

Gmail, you get a gold star!

Basically, if you don't use Gmail, then don't date us, you are below us, and yes, we think less of you.

"Well," you're saying to yourself, "I use yahoo and I think it works just fine!" We are going to say this to you only once ... YOU ARE A MORON.

Now, if you are contimplating your life, and saying "Gee Wiz, I need Gmail, I don't want to be a moron anymore" then there's hope for you yet! Check out www.gmail.com and get your very own, FREE, Gmail account! But, please make Gmail your professional email, not your "fun" email like "itappakegga@gmail.com" or "ponylover4u@gmail.com" - that won't get you very far in life.

We check our Gmail 100 times a day. Yes, it IS that important. We are in love with Gmail.

Bottom line: Get a Gmail, or don't date us, or a Comm student, ever.